With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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