can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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