I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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