Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Randomize
