Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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