Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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