I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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