Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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