all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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