i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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