My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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