Me. At least after what I've been through.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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