Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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