is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
