perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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