nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
"it" just moved
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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