sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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