I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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