I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
My ATM looks so different sober.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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