Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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