that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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