I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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