I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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