Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
