Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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