North Korea, Best Korea!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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