what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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