Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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