fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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