She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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