You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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