Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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