K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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