Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
