ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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