Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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