how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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