I'm lost and stupid without you.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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