K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Did I show you my penis last night?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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