tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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