I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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