My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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