we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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