I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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