IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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