I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
handjob tips. give me some.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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