Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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