i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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