Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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