Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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