she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she peed on how many people?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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