Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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