Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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